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Dingo Snack

Dingo Snack

It’s a fact of nature that each parent wants to one-up every other parent. Whether you publicly give voice to it or not, your belief is that your baby is best in every way — the cutest, the smartest, the best behaved…

…the tastiest?

That one lady’s baby was succulent enough to entice a dingo to eat him…or her…whatever. And, you know, maybe there aren’t even dingoes where you live. But secretly, you probably feel that your baby is delicious enough to make a nice snack for a wild dog.

Um. God forbid.

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