Zartram The Merciless: Founding Father

When we see portraits of the U.S. founding fathers, what do we see? Old white dudes. What don't we see? A nine-foot alien from an unknown planet from beyond the stars.

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There's always a danger that we'll grow complacent and ignore fashion's shifts.

Dingo Snack

Your baby is best in every way -- the cutest, the smartest, the best behaved...the tastiest.

Pop History

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Good Grammar Costs Nothing

For all intensive purposes!

Use Fire

You know what doesn't have big marketing bucks behind it? Fire.

Bad Monkey

Awwww! He thinks he's people!

Fully Bonded Sherpa

Really, it's a mistake you only make once. From then on, your sherpas will all show you the proper credentials and prove that they are fully bonded.