A Constant Source Of Disappoint­ment - Glarkware - 1

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American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Men T-Shirt

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (in.) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 980 Lightweight Fashion Short Sleeve Mens T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in.) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (in.) 27 28 29 30 31 32

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

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American Apparel 2102 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Women T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46
Waist (in.) 25-26 27-28 30-32 33-35 36-38

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 880 Ladies Ringspun Fashion Fit T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Width (in.) 17¼ 19¼ 21¼ 23¼ 25¼
Length (in.) 25½ 26 27 28 28½

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

A Constant Source Of Disappoint­ment

Think about your parents. Did you take up the career they wanted you to? Marry that girlfriend they liked so much? Do you visit them on a regular basis? Failing that, do you call?

Eh, even if you did do all those things, it still might not satisfy their expectations for your performance. Acknowledge their irritation with the shirt that tells the world you are, in fact, A Constant Source Of Disappointment.

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