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American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Men T-Shirt

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (in.) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 980 Lightweight Fashion Short Sleeve Mens T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in.) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (in.) 27 28 29 30 31 32

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

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American Apparel 2102 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Women T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46
Waist (in.) 25-26 27-28 30-32 33-35 36-38

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 880 Ladies Ringspun Fashion Fit T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Width (in.) 17¼ 19¼ 21¼ 23¼ 25¼
Length (in.) 25½ 26 27 28 28½

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

America Is Scary

The hilarious thing about America's scariness is that, a few years ago, we thought it was pretty scary? But the people who were scary then would be just about the most reasonable people around if they were still part of public life now. Put the sentiment all normal people currently share on your chest; maybe don't wear it when you go protest at rallies where people might punch you for it.
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