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American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Men T-Shirt

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (in.) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 980 Lightweight Fashion Short Sleeve Mens T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in.) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (in.) 27 28 29 30 31 32

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

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American Apparel 2102 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Women T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46
Waist (in.) 25-26 27-28 30-32 33-35 36-38

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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American Apparel TR301 Tri-Blend Short Sleeve Women's Track T

XS S M L XL
Chest (in.) 28-30 30-32 32-34 36-38 40-42
Waist (in.) 23-24 25-26 27-28 30-32 33-35

The AA TriBlend shirt (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) combines fabric for a great retro fit so sizes run smaller than other brand shirts and a bit slimmer than the AA 2102. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes. Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look.

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Anvil 880 Ladies Ringspun Fashion Fit T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Width (in.) 17¼ 19¼ 21¼ 23¼ 25¼
Length (in.) 25½ 26 27 28 28½

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

Hyperbole

There's something to be said for making a point with accuracy, precision, and clarity. It shows you've put a lot of thought into whatever it is you're talking about. You've possibly even done research to make sure you've lined your position up with the facts. You have enough respect for your conversational opponent to stick to cool logic.

Or, you know. That's one way to go. But it's a lot of trouble. You have to look stuff up. And then remember it. And it might not even work, so then that's a lot of time wasted that you could have spent taking a nap.

The truth is, you'd probably be just as likely to find success making an argument by blowing everything out of proportion. Exaggerate risks or rewards! Inflate all your numbers! Remember that hyperbole is without a doubt the single greatest thing in the history of the universe!

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