Number One Threat - Glarkware - 1

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American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Men T-Shirt

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (in.) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 980 Lightweight Fashion Short Sleeve Mens T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in.) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (in.) 27 28 29 30 31 32

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

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American Apparel 2102 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Women T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46
Waist (in.) 25-26 27-28 30-32 33-35 36-38

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 880 Ladies Ringspun Fashion Fit T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Width (in.) 17¼ 19¼ 21¼ 23¼ 25¼
Length (in.) 25½ 26 27 28 28½

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

Number One Threat

Folks have all kinds of opinions about what is the most pressing peril confronting America. Secular humanism being taught in public schools? Overly stringent environmental laws? Muckraking journalists who give aid and comfort to the enemy by detailing the government's secret wiretapping activities? Killer bees? Legendary British actresses using the word "tit" after 9 PM in a live TV broadcast far too boring for any child to watch? Certainly, all of these bear monitoring. But, as even a braying simpleton with just the barest understanding of world events could tell you, the greatest threat to American security is: bears.

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