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American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Men T-Shirt

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (in.) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 980 Lightweight Fashion Short Sleeve Mens T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in.) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (in.) 27 28 29 30 31 32

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

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American Apparel 2102 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Women T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Chest (in.) 30-32 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46
Waist (in.) 25-26 27-28 30-32 33-35 36-38

These 100% cotton shirts (except Heather Grey which has 10% polyester) are designed with a retro fit so sizes run smaller than other shirts. We recommend ordering larger when on the fence between two sizes.

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Anvil 880 Ladies Ringspun Fashion Fit T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL
Width (in.) 17¼ 19¼ 21¼ 23¼ 25¼
Length (in.) 25½ 26 27 28 28½

This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Anvil has a more classic, looser fit than American Apparel.

Shut Up, Rory

Let's say you knew this girl who had a great life. Studying at an Ivy League school, dating this rich dude others thought was cute (even if you found him smug and fluffy, like a baby chick that really thought a lot of himself), rich grandparents, cool mom, good job in her field. And she STILL found things to bitch about, like the one dude in the world who doesn't think the sun shines out of her ass. Wouldn't a girl like that get on your very last nerve? Wouldn't you want her to just shut up shut up SHUT UP?!

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